Welcome to a countdown of the greatest sex films ever made, from coming-of-age lesbian dramas to gritty portrayals of sex ...

Given that we're so close to the big finale now, we wouldn't blame you if you expected the new Captain America movie to tease the future in a credit scene or two as has become common in the MCU.

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