The following is a satirical article from The Jerusalem Post's annual parodic Purim page, The Jerusalem Roast. Enjoy!

JERUSALEM, Feb. 27 (Xinhua) -- A Palestinian driver rammed his car into pedestrians on Thursday afternoon in central Israel, ...

Have you ever read St. Paul’s powerful letters to the church at Jerusalem? How about to the Damascenes? To the people of Caesarea Maritima? Obviously, you have not. But the fact that we do not possess ...