NEW BEDFORD — It took 18 holes, but two-time defending champions ... Two-time defending champs punch ticket to semifinals on ...

[bitluni] took matters into his own hands and built this nifty DIY hole punch for light-gauge sheet metal. A little backstory will probably help understand why [bitluni] needs so many holes.

I set out on a quest—an odyssey, if you will—to find out just how many punches have been thrown in honor of my own personal Beetle. That means that I, a writer with a degree in English ...