Imagine it. A big Pop-Tart gladiator standing in the coliseum, swinging a foam sword around after "vanquishing" a Toaster Strudel. Are you not entertained by the Pop-Tarts Bowl?! Okay, maybe not.

Travis asked his brother. “My favorite Pop-Tart, if we're not counting Toaster Strudel,” replied Jason. “No, no, no. I'm talking the flavor of, like, the out-of-the-silver-wrapper Pop-Tart ...