This Super Bowl is going to be fun: an Eagles defense that wants you to take your time and eat your vegetables against a Kansas City offense that’s got so much fiber in them they could stop up the Hoover Dam if it broke.

The Kansas City Chiefs are undefeated this season when Taylor Swift is watching boyfriend Travis Kelce in person. Patrick Mahomes has never lost to Eagles defensive coordinator Vic Fangio. All four Super Bowl rematches that have occurred within five years have been won by the winner of the first meeting.

Facing fan fatigue, a frequent champion is asked to embrace the dark side. It isn’t convincing.