Watch as Joseph's Machines takes cleanliness to a hilarious extreme with a full-body human car wash! From soapy brushes to splashy rinses, this crazy contraption is straight out of a cartoon. Can ...

What if getting ready in the morning was as easy as going through a car wash? Joseph’s Machines unveils a hilarious and over-the-top invention—the Human Car Wash—that takes self-care automation to a ...

This as-told-to essay is based on a conversation with Hannah Ingram, a 23-year-old car wash owner based in Tennessee. It has been edited for length and clarity. In high school, I read a book by ...